"From corporal to sergeant, sergeant Rochester."
Today was BB cny celebration. i woke up half an hour late. haha but reach at 9am but suppose to be 8am meet so can say "just on time". than kind ben gave me is baguette. even though its half but it still okay man... you get wadda mean yo. haha
i bough 8 oranges... one pairs for ian, one pair for marcus leong, one pair for christian & one pair for me:)
my group: Douglas, Wei Jie, Christian, Jun Kiat Mr Ong bs, Mr lau & Roc.
Mission one, first destination...
Target: play wii, have fun, get hong bao.
we go there eat, i one pandan cake, long time no eat. talk awhile play wii untill my hand pain.
conculsion: targets met.

Mission two, second destination.
Target: play table soccer, play&learn carom.
took bus from douglas house than go PMC. had fun there. play table soccer awhile than sian play carom with mr ong christian and junkiat. i suck man.
conclucion: targets met.

Mission three, third destination.
target: play with cats and dogs, eat delicious lunch, revive my crush on rubix & get hong pao.
walk from PMC to christian house, not far. go there eat lunch. is fried spaghetti but look like cha guay tiao. who cares, it oishi. recieve hong pao than play with the pets. the cat tail fun to play. u hold the tail than it will move around. haha. jun kiat love the tail so much. than i see rubix cube on the table. i pick it uo and try to solve. i forget how sia!! luckily awhile later i remember how liao.
conculsion: targets met.

Mission four & five, fourth & fifth destination.
target for four: eat giant earthquake(sticky chewy choco), play arcade.
go white sands, walk from christian house. chat on the way and in no time, we reached. we go fourth floor wash hands than off to arcade. play the army-like game. the four people can play one. i reached master sergeant:)
target for five: same as mission two.
go there play the soccer like less than a minute than play carom liao. play i lose like a pro. i challege mr ong. scores mr ong: one red, nine whites, nine red. scores for Roc:nothing:(
haha i lose like mad. play the team game i score than i lose points. won one game. i am a burden i make mr ong lose like shit with me.
conclusion: all targets met

Mission Six, sixth destination.
target:get promoted, eat dinner & ahga ahga
go there , my group last. go there prepare for dinner, steamboat. go BB room. SHOCKING!! BB room is neat, tidy spacious and clean. eat dinner than clean up. pack up. i eat ahga ahga but dunno how to scoop up than wei xiang laugh at me... than mr peter phua ask joshua wash a recycleble table cloth than put in BBroom. ttx saw than angry take in chuck it into the dust bin. haha so funny. ian and i was laughing siol. pack liao sit down than promotion.
"From corporal to sergeant, sergeant Rochester." my favourite line for today. haha than yiren nvr come... so now more higher chance of getting double promo.
conclusion: all targets met.

Mission Seven, Seventh destination.
Target: go home safely.
took bus with jiawei, ben & marcus l. now home safely.
conclucion: duhh. targets met.

haha last mission for nothing lor..
today post super long cos i happy i got promoted:)
"From corporal to sergeant, sergeant Rochester."

today school was short...
first have sec three camp briefing. than was a maths. haha the mrs baajaj nver come. she nvr come i happy than dont feel like doin g the a maths work the relief teacher gave. than was pe. like usual, i do nothing but i threw a rugby ball. so cool. then chinese, i love this kind of lessons. read chinese book than write wad the story is about than two questions to anwers. than recess. then social studies... boring.
by boring i mean the entire school day.
after school went "running". find mr sim than wait for mr siva than find mr ong... not really running lor. than go mr chia house collect hong pao. the dishes very nice. lots of cheese. than play wii. thn something happen dont wan to talk about... than play wii boxing.
you better not show it to anyone or i will get nasty. i hate being angry.

Today was a magnificent, facinating, wonderful, colourful, happy-ful, joyful & fun day!!
today i learn how to use commas during english studyprogramme.
school time, was like any average super day for me. i talk to idiots and wierdos(im sure whoever u think im talking about is wrong). skip to the parts i remember, not in chronological order. haha i forgot every thing that happen before study programme except me running/walking around school. is Dnt/F&n/Cs lesson so i go find mr siva to as him which class i go to.
i go the hod office cannot find his name. his name four letters all the other names all long long one. but no four letter name so go art block find. saw him than talk talk talk talk talk talk.... in the end must go comp studies first-.-. comp studies first thing is test... wlau i duno how to do. explain internet. my ans is explorer to find info. sure fail sia. the other answers also kok kok one.
blah blah blah. (all other insignificant things happened)
Sp started.
like very fast that over.
wait for ian cos he need to stay backsorry ian
than talk to sherry and chn qiang while waiting than he come out. gc go tm. yiren want to service his guitar cos the last string spoil. i go buy lang bread, baguette. brain-wash jiawei and he bought one too. i never brain wash him. he just want to eat bread.
go ecc than sit in mac talk to ben jw roseline zhuanmei. than alot crapy things happen. share jane(the long bread name) with the peeps. im stingy.
The Endmany more things happen but i forgot or want to forget

After fourteen years of think i figured wad i want to achieve in my life.
i want to buy a very big house worth four to five million dollars...
&
i want to drive a unusual car you cant see on the roads.

it sounds like a big joke right?

Guan sai!! Guan sai!! Guan sai!! Guan sai!! Guan sai!!

Today...
went to Pentecost church for sunday school. go there late. by the time i reach already over. Mr teo call that time i drop my phone on my head... very pain..
Yesterday and the day before...
morning was school... cannot remember wad had happened.
than go home pack bag than sleep. go meet yiren and co at ecc. than go school for the BB camp. at first only got 1 sec one... than later three more came. Christian, pei ren, terry & leroy.. the camp is fun cos it a fun camp-.-
very slack :) no pumping. even if have i oso cannot do :)
Than last day of camp eat pizza. i ate 4 slices. i know i greedy but jun kiat eat more... than got jun kiat very funny. Slap the unconscience man & chen guan sai from money not enough 2...
go home than bath than go shopping.
go home knock out straight away...
now must pack my cupboard and do my work while drink beer...
root beer

School was normal...
other than i recieve prize. its a board game, cheapo pencil case, file(gave parvin... dunno how to spell), markers(gave to dunno who i want the bloody pink)
Comp studies... haizz i dont understand at all.
After school wait for the "H" peoples... while waiting roseline gave me one cup cake:) its super yummy... Than eat finish she gave me another one :) :) she is such a kind soul... than sit that the place where car drive to... very windy untill my pants bloated up.
Went to ecc... hand broken... stupid hand... so play soccer. IM SO SMART... than later. much later, played basketball match with dexter, jordan, guo qiang, ian & matthias... matthias very sad.. no reason oso kena blame. than took cab home.

By the time i click new post i forgot wad to write...
sooo yaah
got homework:
amaths & more(i forgot the rest)
chiong-ing tonight before sleep so...
JIAYOU ROCHESTER!!

Love the word "Dey" & "bodoh".. haha
Today school like normal...
not that normal... is BB day but i nvr wear uniform because of my everyday or should i say everything excuse... my bodoh-ish hand
Chinese go G class.
At ecc didnt do much...
Go play basketball...
Go ah mah house...
Olivia send me the Toradora opening song, claymore opening song & ponyo ponyo song...
Updating for the sake of updating...

Today go school... lessons okay lor... but i make myself enjoy social studies lesson... teacher ask question i spam answers untill i get all correct haha... mrs lee should also be happy cos got people(which is me) listen and respond to her question...
got sia suay thing happen in the morning... don want to talk about it.
After school go BB room than practice my lines as the sec 1 boy wearing short pants.. remembered the lines quite fast. go on stage act liao i think not bad... than i go around like sec 1 askin for the posters from other cca's but they dont want to give me...
Go hunt for sec 1 boys... dunno whoo is park who is dickson... anyhow catch...
finish liao than very tired... i rest at the bench with jiawei for very long until shafique came than he help me carry my bag to the school gate. took 15 with jiawei than he got off i sleep.
go ah mah house eat than i broke the plate cos i dropped it!! its my bloody favourite plate sia!! im such a bodoh!!
today i rate myself 7/10. haha +12 points cos i act good, + 3 points cos i found afew boys, +1 pont cos i didnt try to slack, +1 point cos im honest about trying not to slack. -3 points cos i broke a beautiful plate
The end

One things now on my mind... only one.
Did i lose my common sense to get good results?

its so crappy. i finally understood a maths... not very pro still. El teacher say i write not bad... thanks to ms raniy. but i lose my common sense...
I think i turned dumb. Dunno how to explain how i lose my common sense but, yaaa.
El and mt is the most fun lessons. el teacher very funny... laughter is a good way to learn. Mt sit with the ex two-e's
today completed my a maths homework except misc exercise pg12 Q2... im so smart... yeah man.
Lydia told me say the 300dollars from the science thingy last year is going to the school!! loser school next time got competition i don wan join. sucker waste my time and effort.
im gonna say this school sucks till they give me MY money
got a happy thing to say, people say im tall!! well, some said it..
Thats all today
colours help u learn

HaiZZZ 1 month more...
I have to put on the cast for like 1more month. sian lar. means 100% cannot go AQ. Why must you do this to me?!
It got worst... i think its because of drill. try my best not to do... this is not an excuse.
Today switched place, sit with howard.he okay lor not irritating but he not hyper and not sot one...
A maths was difficult man!! seems simple but have hard time understanding... sit with amelia and roseline during a maths. haha teacher don care.
Physics is taught by miss neo!! she rocks!! not yet start lesson so dunno whether physics hard or soft.
CME do the learning style thingy again. im a hands-on person... dunno how t spell the "K"word.
After school meet jun kiat to pass me the script for this friday. im the sec one boy. i think main character. cos alot of lines.
Go doctor than go eat than go brenda house to borrow a novel called "halfmoon investigations"... read 7 pages liao. not bad. borrow because of my el teacher. she wants us to read novels. not because i wan to read.
breaking ur hands sucks.
Because if this, i got more pimples(dont ask me how its related), hand no strength, cannot excercise, cannot play basket ball, cannot march properly, still got more just dunno yet. altogether it means turning into a FATTY

Today lessons were very boring...
Sherry!! I miss you. come seat with me. i dont want to seat with Hashimah... she is so damn boring.
Today in class i very quiet nvr smile at all man. except during Literature and Chinese.
Literature i seating with jiawei and infront of me is daniel and van. they are cool people.
Chinese i seat with joshua and zhan lao shi is teaching.
Skip to assembly>> Went up stage to get the Eagles award. They call my name i go up get prize than go back outside the hall. Later yiren ask me if i wan to go down. than okay lets go. we go down already than go bus stop wait for the rest of the gang. We didnt go take picture cos we run away... sounds so cool. bought food than go ah mah house. ah mah was taking care of ibu(previously known as ee bu) younger daughter. Than go home early to watch "the little nonya". its the coolest show ever.
Today last episode. so those who dont watch, u wasted ur life...

Lets play twister!!

Saturday:
Wake up early in the morning to prepare for BB. Went to Tm to meet the guys. Ian and yiren there liao. Go take 69 to school. saw nico from BB at interchange. he oso going BB.
Go BB arrange tables than go fall in for roll call. i doing the squad leader thingy.
After tat was devotion. Forgot who is devotion leader.
Drill. Marcus group kena Mr Sim. haha.
Mr sim: Marcus group, who do u want to take u for drill?
Marcus: MR ong wei liang
Mr sim: ok I take Marcus group.
Haha.
I did drill with my hand. very heavy so in the end i march one hand only.
Recruitment talk.
Dismissal
Go eat cake damn nice.
Than got awards ceremony. i got silver tatal defence badge, first aid badge and three white cloths but dunno for which badge.
Go for some meeting than home.

Go church with Jiawei and Yiren.
At the church we did something. dunno wad its called but is drink grape juice and a translucent biscuit. i spill abit of juice on to the seat infront. Sorry man.

Off to chalet.
Brenda and olivia was the only kids there. except russel.
I come than yiling, comecome and Natelie come
Play play eat eat talk talk.
Go see yiren after his cell group.
realise Olivia very kay po
Forgot alot of things liao
go sleep at 2am

Sunday:
Woke up cos of russel
Go the room play twister.
Fun man. lets play again next time.
Than all tired go sleep.I go downstairs than wee lee and his sister came. Long time no see. play cards than the rest woke up. Eat than go up play twister. this time play with more people.

Round one: i was okay. eavery one else too. wee lee try to reach for the circle than bang me i fall.
Round two: I was okay. eavery one else too. wee lee bend down than he almost fall, he use me as support... i fall
Round three: i become smarter. I use my small body block everyone than Natelie try to reach one circle i block than she lose. haha

Go cycle. Than go MAMA shop to buy kites to fly.
bought two kites than fly. one kite stuck so buy another one. We fly than the older one the string stuck. After awhile, forgot how it came to my mind and wee lee and i tie the string of the kite that got stuck. tie finish, i let go off the handle. wth. i chase than it got stuck on the tree. we walk on the string* and it got loose.
*incase u dont understand the "we walk on the string " part, i mean we step on the string like the people in circus.
go back the chalet than eat play cards than Natelie went home. bye bye.
Than play cards and eat noodles than
home sweet home
Now packing my stupid bag and doing other stuffs

i think this is my longest post man.
Tomorow i school. Good luck.

2e ahhhhh~ i miss you all!!
Hope our friendship will remain forever. haha so drama.

Today school damn boring...
Go Dnt block gather as usual. when line up that time the boys are suppose to sit infront. last year is girls sit infront now change dunno why.
so sad
Go class. My teacher is Mr Sim and dunno who. forgot liao.
My class got ian amelia roseline joshua and hashima
At first i tot sitting at the back alone was boring.

Than was intro is Name, Former class, Favourite subject than favourite past time
So this is how it goes:
I'm Rochester.
Im from 2e.
I like every subject except chinese.
No past time.

Than some rules than more talks than was class commitee.
Roseline suppose to be vice-chairman(shocking) even though i voted for her
Ian suppose to be something but dunno how to spell. in the end roseline took his post.
joshua is av rep like always
And the weird thing is I'm the chinese rep?? Omg i potato yet i kena...
Seating position i sit with hashima. im a sad boy. i rather sit alone.
Forgot wad happen than recess go sit with 2e than very.... dunno how to say but very happy those kind of feeling lah.
Go hall got boring talk by some teacher than dismissal.
Outside hall see mdm chiam ask her if she is my Mt teacher she say yes than i so happy. i will be a good chinese rep!!

Go ecc see people play ball
eat something at the kopitiam
see jordan become pedophile
more things

Go ah mah house eat play slack
Play doctor with brenda olivia and russel(i know i very lame)
we operation on pooh bear and mr bean bear
They die
Their funeral car breakdown.

thats pretty much all for today..

ROCHERSTER CHEW JUN HAO
6 sep 1994
coral pri, SPRINGFIELD SEC

Straw hat

Hawaii shirt

Straw slippers

small black crumpler bag

Have AQ next year

Food in the fridge

the Will power to study

Get good Grades

Nintendo Wii

American football<